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Review: Carnal Forge - Testify For My Victims
Carnal Forge
www.carnalforge.com
Testify For My Victims

Label: Candlelight Records
Year released: 2007
Duration: 48:16
Tracks: 12
Genre: Death/Thrash

Rating: 1/5

Review online: May 2, 2007
Reviewed by: Sargon the Terrible
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Testify For My Victims

Rated 2.14/5 (42.86%) (7 Votes)
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Carnal Forge must be one of the very worst bands in the world, and I don't understand how they even have a career when 75% of the reviews of their work I have ever seen are profoundly negative. I mean, how do you keep going if *nobody* likes your music? Somebody must be buying this, but it sure isn't me, and it shouldn't be you either. CF started out as just a clone of The Haunted, but we must note their progression – The Haunted have never sucked this bad. This album is fifty minutes of jerky, jiggling wanna-be "thrash" riffs, I-wish-I-were-in-In-Flames leads, and incredibly shitty yapping vocals that have the overall effect of a small dog barking in your ear for close to an hour. I suffered a lot reviewing this, as it meant I had to listen to it, and I can only stand Carnal Forge in maybe 30 second bursts. But you don't have to suffer, just avoid this band and everything they touch like the fucking plague.


Track Listing:
  1. Testify For My Victims
  2. Burning Eden
  3. Numb (The Dead)
  4. End Game
  5. Questions Pertaining The Ownership of My Mind
  6. Freedom By Mutilation
  7. Subhuman
  8. No Longer Bleeding
  9. Biological Waste Matter
  10. Lost Legion
  11. Ante Mori
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