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Review: Carnal Forge - Testify For My Victims
Carnal Forge
Testify For My Victims

Label: Candlelight Records
Year released: 2007
Duration: 48:16
Tracks: 12
Genre: Death/Thrash


Review online: May 2, 2007
Reviewed by: Sargon the Terrible
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Rated 2.23/5 (44.62%) (13 Votes)

Carnal Forge must be one of the very worst bands in the world, and I don't understand how they even have a career when 75% of the reviews of their work I have ever seen are profoundly negative. I mean, how do you keep going if *nobody* likes your music? Somebody must be buying this, but it sure isn't me, and it shouldn't be you either. CF started out as just a clone of The Haunted, but we must note their progression – The Haunted have never sucked this bad. This album is fifty minutes of jerky, jiggling wanna-be "thrash" riffs, I-wish-I-were-in-In-Flames leads, and incredibly shitty yapping vocals that have the overall effect of a small dog barking in your ear for close to an hour. I suffered a lot reviewing this, as it meant I had to listen to it, and I can only stand Carnal Forge in maybe 30 second bursts. But you don't have to suffer, just avoid this band and everything they touch like the fucking plague.

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